The Purpose Of Life Is To Live

All Men Have An Emotion To Kill; When They Strongly Dislike Someone They Involuntarily Wish He Was Dead. I Have Never Killed Any One, But I Have Read Some Obituary Notices With Great Satisfaction.

I Go To A Better Tailor Than Any Of You And Pay More For My Clothes. The Only Difference Is That You Probably Don't Sleep In Yours.

The Only Real Lawyers Are Trial Lawyers, And Trial Lawyers Try Cases To Juries.

I Feel As I Always Have, That The Earth Is The Home And The Only Home Of Man, And I Am Convinced That Whatever He Is To Get Out Of His Existence He Must Get While He Is Here.

Probably The Undertaker Thinks Less Of Death Than Almost Any Other Man. He Is So Accustomed To It That His Mind Must Involuntarily Turn From Its Horror To A Contemplation Of How Much He Makes Out Of The Burial.