The Proud Man Can Learn Humility, But

Your Money, Or Your Life. We Know What To Do When A Burglar Makes This Demand Of Us, But Not When God Does.

A Sense Of Humor Is A Major Defense Against Minor Troubles.

Women Are The Right Age For Just A Few Years; Men, For Most Of Their Lives.

They Threaten Me With Lung Cancer, And Still I Smoke And Smoke. If They'd Only Threaten Me With Hard Work, I Might Stop.

Puritans Will Never Believe It, But Life Is Full Of Disagreeable Things That Aren't Even Good For You.