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Discussing Vaccination With A Doctor Is Like Discussing Vegetarianism With A Butcher.

There Are Two Things Necessary To Salvation.... Money And Gunpowder.

Marriage Is Popular Because It Combines The Maximum Of Temptation With The Maximum Of Opportunity.

I Find That The Moment I Let A Woman Make Friends With Me, She Becomes Jealous, Exacting, Suspicious, And A Damned Nuisance. I Find That The Moment I Let Myself Make Friends With A Woman, I Become Selfish And Tyrannical.

A Man Without An Address Is A Vagabond; A Man With Two Addresses Is A Libertine.