The Problem With Paparazzi Is That It

I'm A Terrible Dancer. Terrible. Just The Pits. And I Had To Do These Cheerleading Things And It Was Just Cringe-worthy. I Mean, I'm So Bad, So That Was Painful.

God Knows, I Never Want To Hurt Someone's Feelings.

I'm One Of Those Hovering Mothers And I Know It's Really Important To Have An Independent Child, So I'm Trying To Back Off, But It's Hard. I Love Him So Much, And He's So Funny And Cute To Me.

I Was A Smoker For About 20 Years.

I Love To Laugh And Well, Who Doesn't?