The Problem Turned Out To Be That

Wishing Won't Make It So Hoping Won't Do It, Praying Won't Do It Religion Won't Do It, Philosophy Won't Do It The Supreme Court Won't Do It, The President And The Congress Won't Do It The Un Won't Do It, The H-bomb Won't Do It, The Sun And The Moon Won't Do It And God Won't Do It, And I Certainly Won't Do It That Leaves You, You'll Have To Do It

I Know That I Could Make This World Peaceful And Calm, If I Only Could Get My Hands On A Hydrogen Bomb.

Every Day When I Get Home From Work, I Feel So Frustrated, My Boss Is A Jerk.

I'll Come Around To See You Once In A While, Or If I Ever Need A Reason To Smile, And Spend The Night If You Think I Should.

Kept His Locker Full Of Weed Just To Satisfy His Smoking Needs And His Love Of Fire.