The Problem Is That Everybody Treats Teenagers

My Daughter Was Asked By A Little Old Lady In A London Hotel Restaurant What Her Daddy Did. She Answered, “he’s A Pirate” - I Was Very Proud Of That Answer.

I May Have A Feather Duster Down My Pants.

I'm Not Even Born Yet. I'm Still Trying. I'm Still Pushing. I Don't Ever Want To Get To A Place Where I Feel Satisfied.

I Would Give Everything If I Could Only Keep My Family.

Life's Pretty Good, And Why Wouldn't It Be? I'm A Pirate, After All.