The Princess Bride S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale

Flailing And Thrashing, Buttercup Wept And Tossed And Paced And Wept Some More, And There Have Been Three Great Cases Of Jealousy Since David Of Galilee Was First Afflicted With The Emotion When He Could No Longer Stand The Fact That His Neighbor Saul's Cactus Outshone His Own. (originally, Jealousy Pertained Solely To Plants, Other People's Cactus Or Ginkgoes, Or, Later, When There Was Grass, Grass, Which Is Why, Even To This Day, We Say That Someone Is Green With Jealousy.) Buttercup's Case Rated A Close Fourth On The All-time List. It Was A Very Long And Very Green Night.

It’s An Accepted Fact That All Writers Are Crazy, Even The Normal Ones Are Weird.

I Seemed Busy, Busy, Busy, But I Suppose, If Pressed, I Might Have Admitted That, For All My Frenzy, I Was Very Much Alone.

Mawidge Is A Dweam Wiffin A Dweam. The Dweam Of Wuv Wapped Wiffin The Gweater Dweam Of Everwasting West. Eternity Is Our Fwiend, Wemember That, And Wuv Wiw Fowwow You Fowever.

I Am As Devoted To Adventure Now As Then, And That’s Never Going To Stop.