The Price Of Being The Best Is

The Trouble With Being A God Is That You've Got No One To Pray To.

He Was, He Would Be The First To Admit, A Coward, An Incompetent, And Not Even Very Good At Being A Failure.

That's Why It's Always Worth Having A Few Philosophers Around The Place. One Minute It's All Is Truth Beauty And Is Beauty Truth, And Does A Falling Tree In The Forest Make A Sound If There's No One There To Hear It, And Then Just When You Think They're Going To Start Dribbling One Of 'em Says, Incidentally, Putting A Thirty-foot Parabolic Reflector On A High Place To Shoot The Rays Of The Sun At An Enemy's Ships Would Be A Very Interesting Demonstration Of Optical Principles.

Most Horses Don't Walk Backwards Voluntarily, Because What They Can't See Doesn't Exist.

I Wouldn't Trust You With A Bucket Of Water If My Knickers Were On Fire!