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I Got A Shotgun And A Backhoe And No One Looks Under A Septic Tank For A Dead Body. (bubba)

Death Is Just A New Beginning…at Least In My Religion. And Extreme Inebriation Seriously Helps. (syn)

Now, If I Could Get Mark To Put Down His Phone And Stop Taking Breaks, We’d Be Able To Finish Up Before Oprah Comes On.” – Bubba “bubba, What Are You Going To Do When They Cancel Her Show?” – Caleb “shut Your Mouth, Boy. That’s Sacrilege In This Store. You Talk Like That, And I’ll Toss You Through The Window Like An Old-timey Hobo In A Western.” – Bubba

No Misery Or Bad Situation Is Ever Infinite Or Final Until We Make A Conscious Decision For It To Be So. ~ Inferno

(he Went To Tory And With One More Push, His Son Slid Into His Hands. For A Full Minute, He Couldn’t Breathe As He Stared At The Tiniest, Most Perfect Creature He’d Ever Seen In His Life.) “is It A Smurf?” - Tory