The Poor Man Wants Many Things; The

I Cherish The Greatest Respect Towards Everybody's Religious Obligations, No Matter How Comical.

I Never Fancied Broiling Fowls; - Though Once Broiled, Judiciously Buttered, And Judgmatically Salted And Peppered, There Is No One Who Will Speak More Respectfully, Not To Say Reverentially, Of A Broiled Fowl Than I Will.

And Tell Him To Paint Me A Sign, With-no Suicides Permitted Here, And No Smloing In The Parlor; Might As Well Kill Both Birds At Once.

Woe To Him Who Seeks To Please Rather Than Appall.

There Is All Of The Difference In The World Between Paying And Being Paid.