The Pointless Ferocities Of Intellectual Life Shock

Masturbation Is A Democratic Pleasure, Practiced By Rich And Poor, Young And Old, Married And Single.

Great Talkers Are Trying To Fill The Gap Between Themselves And Others, But Only Widen It.

Only Those In Comfortable Circumstances Think Love Is The Most Important Thing.

Aphorisms May Equivocate, But They Must Not Wobble.

Too Timid To Talk Back, I Shot My Adversary.