The Pleasures Of The Table Belong To

Whosoever Says Truffle, Utters A Grand Word, Which Awakens Erotic And Gastronomic Ideas.

Beasts Feed. Man Eats. Only The Man Of Intellect Knows How To Eat.

The Lord Hath Created Medicines Out Of The Earth, And He That Is Wise Will Not Abhor Them.

The Dyspeptic And The Drunkard Do Not Know How To Eat Or Drink.

When You Have Breakfasted Well And Fully, If You Will Drink A Big Cup Of Chocolate At The End You Will Have Digested The Whole Perfectly Three Hours Later, And You Will Still Be Able To Dine. Because Of My Scientific Enthusiasm And The Sheer Force Of My Eloquence I Have Persuaded A Number Of Ladies To Try This, Although They Were Convinced It Would Kill Them; They Have Always Found Themselves In Fine Shape Indeed, And Have Not Forgotten To Give The Professor His Rightful Due.