The Pathos Of Life Is Worse Than

Women Like To Sit Down With Trouble - As If It Were Knitting.

You Can't Fit The Same Religion To Every Man Any Mo' Than You Can The Same Pair Of Breeches. The Big Man Takes The Big Breeches An' The Little Man Takes The Small Ones, An' It's Jest The Same With Religion. It May Be Cut After One Pattern, But It's Might Apt To Get Its Shape From The Wearer Inside. Why, Thar Ain't Any Text So Peaceable That It Ain't Drawn Blood From Somebody.

Some Women Enjoy Unhappy Love Affairs, You Know, Though I Have Always Felt That They Are Greatly Overrated.

If Broken Hearts Could Kill, The Earth Would Be As Dead As The Moon.

Happiness Is A Hardy Annual.