The Passenger Train Is Like The Male

Most Men Who Have Really Lived Have Had, In Some Share, Their Great Adventure. This Railway Is Mine.

Work, Hard Work, Intelligent Work, And Then More Work.

If You Want To Know Whether You Are Destined To Be A Success Or A Failure In Life, You Can Easily Find Out. The Test Is Simple And It Is Infallible: Are You Able To Save Money? If Not, Drop Out. You Will Lose. You May Think Not, But You Will Lose As Sure As You Live. The Seed Of Success Is Not In You.

The Wealth Of The Country, Its Capital, Its Credit, Must Be Saved From The Predatory Poor As Well As The Predatory Rich, But Above All From The Predatory Politician.

Give Me Snuff, Whiskey, And Swedes, And I Will Build A Railroad To Hell.