The Paper Nominated Me 12 Or 13

At Least 3% Of The Signers Of The Constitution Must Have Been Gay, Since That's The Low Estimate For Any Population Sample. It Was Probably Higher, Given That They Were A Pretty Talented Bunch And Wore Wigs.

Democrats Can Give Us Wars, You Know? Democrats Can Play The False Patriotism Card.

I Was Able To Do Something That People Cant Do These Days, Which Is To Have Quality Time With The Guys Who Were Trying To Be President And A Number Of Them Who Got The Job.

The Publisher, Jeff Johnson, Who Has Offered Not A Word Of Explanation To Me, Has Privately Told People That He Hated Every Word That I Wrote. I Assume That Mostly Refers To My Exposing The Lies Used By President Bush To Justify The Invasion Of Iraq. Fortunately Sixty Percent Of Americans Now Get The Point, But Only After Tens Of Thousand Of Americans And Iraqis Have Been Killed And Maimed As The Carnage Spirals Out Of Control. My Only Regret Is That My Pen Was Not Sharper And My Words Tougher.

When Howard Dean Started Saying Some Honest Things, They Hung Him.