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I Endeavor To Be Wise When I Cannot Be Merry, Easy When I Cannot Be Glad, Content With What Cannot Be Mended, And Patient When There Be No Redress.

Any Wife Will Save You From Purgatory, And A Diligent One Will Secure Heaven To You.

Will An Intelligent Spectator Not Admire The Prodigeous Structures Of Stone-henge Because He Does Not Know By What Law Of Mechanics They Were Raised?

I Never Invite Idiots To My House.

You Will Find Many A Creature By Earth, Air, And Water, That Is More Beautiful Than A Woman.