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Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men. But Married Men Are A Lot More Willing To Die.

In Hollywood If You Don't Have A Shrink, People Think You're Crazy.

Egyptian President Sadat Had A Belly Dancer Entertain President Nixon At A State Dinner. Mr. Nixon Was Really Impressed. He Hadn't Seen Contortions Like That Since Rose Mary Woods.

Democracy Is Buying A Big House You Can't Afford With Money You Don't Have To Impress People You Wish Were Dead.

Never Continue In A Job You Don't Enjoy. If You're Happy In What You're Doing, You'll Like Yourself, You'll Have Inner Peace. And If You Have That, Along With Physical Health, You Will Have Had More Success Than You Could Possibly Have Imagined.