The Only Rumors Worth Listening To Have

I Am The Ayatollah Of Rock 'n' Rolla

I Don't Ever Really List Things That I Want To Do. The Only Two Things That I've Ever Wanted To Do Are Be In A Rock Band And Be A Wrestler. Those Were My Two Goals.

You Can't Come Back To Tv For Two Months. It's Too Short. You Can't Start Anything. It's Too Much Of A Tease And There's Really Nowhere You Can Go.

As A Matter Of Fact I Could Beat You Two With Both My Arms And My Legs Tied. I'll Roll Down This Ramp And Score Myself A 7-10 Idiot Split!

Obviously, People Are Going To Think What They Think, And I've Never Had Any Problems Proving People Wrong. I Do What I Do.