The Only Possible Ethic Is To Do

[arab Peoples] Are Stuck Back Thousands Of Years And They Think They're Going To Get Out With A Tv Set.

Gentle Reader, The Fountain Of Youth Is Radioactive, And Those Who Imbibe Its Poisonous Heavy Waters Will Suffer The Hideous Fate Of Decaying Metal. Yet Almost Without Exception, The Wretched Idiot Inhabitants Of Our Benighted Planet Would Gulp Down This Radioactive Excrement If It Were Offered.

There Is Nothing More Provocative Than Minding Your Own Business.

If The Soft Machine Works, Don't Fix It. If It Works, Don't Fix It.

Everything Jack Says Is To Be Taken With Considerable Reserve.