The Only Gossip I'm Interested In Is

I Remember In That Red Leisure Suit I Sort Of Felt Like A Pizza Hut Employee, And The White One Was The Ultimate, With The White Turtleneck Collar, That Was The Ultimate In Bad Taste.

I'd Just Thank The People Out There Who Have Been With My Up-and-down, Weird-road, Strange Career And Supported Me And Stuck With Me All These Years. I Mean, They're My Boss. That's What Keeps Me Working.

People Make Great Films. I Just Don't Have The Eyes To Watch Them.

I Found The Evil In Myself A Long Time Ago, And I've Accepted It. We're Old Friends.

The Idea Of Dancing Is The Only Thing That Scares Me.