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There Are People Who Eat The Earth And Eat All The People On It Like In The Bible With The Locusts. And Other People Who Stand Around And Watch Them Eat.

Drinking Makes Uninteresting People Matter Less And Late At Night, Matter Not At All.

My Father Was Often Angry When I Was Most Like Him.

A Man Should Be Jailed For Telling Lies To The Young.

I Live In A Room And I Go To Work And I Play A Game Called Getting Through The Day While You Wait For The Night.