The Only Difficulty Is To Know What

I Can't Think Why I Was Cursed With This Inordinate Desire To Write, If The High Gods Weren't Going To Give Me Some More Adquate Means Of Expressing Myself Than That Which My Present Pedestrian Prose Affords.

If You Are Rich, You Have Lovely Cars, And Jars Full Of Flowers, And Books In Rows, And A Wireless, And The Best Sort Of Gramophone And Meringues For Supper.

Question Everyone In Authority, And See That You Get Sensible Answers To Your Questions ... Questioning Does Not Mean The End Of Loving, And Loving Does Not Mean The Abnegation Of Intelligence. Vow As Much Love To Your Country As You Like ... But, I Implore You, Do Not Forget To Question.

Everybody's Tragedy Is Somebody's Nuisance.

[on Golf:] One Of The Most Distressing Defects Of Civilization.