The Only Athletic Sport I Ever Mastered

Gravity Is More Suggestive Than Convincing.

Duty, Though Set About By Thorns, May Still Be Made A Staff Supporting Even While It Tortures. Cast It Away, And, Like The Prophet's Wand, It Changes To A Snake.

Modesty Is A Bright Dish-cover, Which Makes Us Fancy There Is Something Very Nice Underneath It.

A Coquette Is Like A Recruiting Sergeant, Always On The Lookout For Fresh Victims.

After All There Is Something About A Wedding-gown Prettier Than In Any Other Gown In The World.