The Only Athletic Sport I Ever Mastered

Happiness Grows At Our Own Firesides, And Is Not To Be Picked In Strangers' Gardens.

Grumblers Deserve To Be Operated Upon Surgically; Their Trouble Is Usually Chronic.

If Slander Be A Snake, It Is A Winged One - It Flies As Well As Creeps.

Earth Is Here So Kind, That Just Tickle Her With A Hoe And She Laughs With A Harvest.

Reputations, Like Beavers And Cloaks, Shall Last Some People Twice The Time Of Others.