The One Thing I Don't Understand Is

I Don't Know How Many Millions I'll Make, So I Have To Give Some Back To Charity. God Blesses Me With The Money, But Only If I Give Some Away.

Old Age Is Just A Record Of One's Whole Life.

Do You Know Why I’m The Fastest Heavyweight In The World? I’m The Only Heavyweight That Trains Underwater!

Every Time I Look In The Mirror, I See That Kid From Louisville, Kentucky, Staring Back At Me. His Name Was Cassius Clay.

My Way Of Joking Is To Tell The Truth. That's The Funniest Joke In The World.