The Older We Become, The More Certain

If The Current Is Right, One Can Drift To Success.

Old Age: I Fall Asleep During The Funerals Of My Friends.

I Am Forbidden Sugar, Fat, And Alcohol. So Hooray, I Guess, For Oatmeal, Lemon Juice, And Chicken Soup.

The Imaginary Audience For My Life Is Growing Small And Silent.

In Retirement, Only Money And Symptoms Are Consequential.