The New, Old, And Constantly Changing Language

Give Your Main Clause A Little Space. Prose Is Not Like Boxing; The Skilled Writer Deliberately Telegraphs His Punch, Knowing That The Reader Wants To Take The Message Directly On The Chin.

A Dependent Clause Is Like A Dependent Child: Incapable Of Standing On Its Own But Able To Cause A Lot Of Trouble.

The Perfect Christmas Gift For A Sportscaster, As All Fans Of Sports Clichés Know, Is A Scoreless Tie.

Never Feel Guilty About Reading, It's What You Do To Do Your Job.

The Republicans Do Not Look On The Democrats As The Evil Empire.