The New Definition Of A Heathen Is

Genius Is The Ability To Act Rightly Without Precedent - The Power To Do The Right Thing The First Time.

When A Man Sends You An Impudent Letter, Sit Right Down And Give It Back To Him With Interest Ten Times Compounded, And Then Throw Both Letters In The Wastebasket.

Pessimist: One Who Has Been Intimately Acquainted With An Optimist.

Reason: The Arithmetic Of The Emotions.

In God's Great Vaudeville, Mother Is The Headliner.