The Neurotic Keeps Minute Track Of His

Whether Or Not You Love Television, You've Got To Admit That It Certainly Loves Itself.

Says The Rude Child: "no, I Won't Do It." Says The Courteous Grown-up: "yes, I Won't Do It.

A Parent Who Has Never Apologized To His Children Is A Monster. If He's Always Apologizing, His Children Are Monsters.

We Always Prefer War On Our Own Terms To Peace On Someone Else's.

We Come Late, If At All, To Wine And Philosophy: Whiskey And Action Are Easier.