The Most Used Appliance In Our House

Marriage Is Just An Elaborate Game That Allows Two Selfish People To Periodically Feel That They're Not.

It Was Trying To Make My Tennis Game Look Mildly Respectable, Which I Found You Don't Even Really Need To Practice If You Have A Really Good Editor. They Can Edit It And You're Like, "hey, It Looks Like I'm Playing Really Well." That Was The Fun Part, But It Was Like Going To Summer Camp.

Nothing Would Make Me Happier If Peter Falk Would Finally Win His Oscar For This. Not Just As The Writer But As A Fan And A Friend. It Would Be So Great

The Biggest Thing I Remember Is That There Was Just No Transition. You Hit The Ground Diapering.

I'm Not Smart Enough To Write About Something That Didn't Actually Happen To Me. But I Couldn't Write A Space Movie If You Put A Gun To My Head.