The Most Scared I'd Ever Been Was

My Father Is A Real Idealist, And He's All About Learning. If I Asked For A Pair Of Nikes Growing Up, It Was Just A Resounding 'no.' But If I Asked For A Saxophone, One Would Appear And Next Day And I'd Be Signed Up For Lessons. So Anything To Do With Education Or Learning, My Father Would Spare No Expense.

Now I Meet People With Full-color Wolverine Tattoos On Their Backs. Thank God I Did Okay, Because I Think If I Hadn't, They'd Spit On Me In The Street.

The Moment Your Kid's Born You Realize No One Knows Anything. No One Goes To Classes. You Just Have A Kid. You Can Read All The Books You Like, But Unfortunately None Of Our Kids Have Read The Books So They Don't Care. You're Basically Making It Up As You Go Along.

If You Ask My Wife, The Biggest Fault Is My Inability Around The House. She Says The Only Thing Handy About Me Is That I'm Close By. And, I Have A Terrible Memory. I'm Bad At Saying No. I Often Double-book. There Are A Lot Of Things.

I'm An Actor. Never Trust An Actor, Whatever Their Energy Is. I Suppose You Guys See That Side Of Me, But I'm Sure There's Plenty Of People Close To Me Who've Seen The Other One. I Think If We're All Honest With Ourselves, We All Know That Internal Rage.