The Most Pitiful Human Ailment Is A

Failure Has Gone To His Head.

Women Can Instantly See Through Each Other, And It's Surprising How Little They Observe That's Pleasant.

The Worst-tempered People I've Ever Met Were People Who Knew They Were Wrong.

What Feeling Is So Nice As A Child's Hand In Yours? So Small, So Soft And Warm, Like A Kitten Huddling In The Shelter Of Your Clasp.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.