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You Can Do Very Little With Faith, But You Can Do Nothing Without It.

The Advantage Of Doing One's Praising For Oneself Is That One Can Lay It On So Thick And Exactly In The Right Places.

If People Would Dare To Speak To One Another Unreservedly, There Would Be A Good Deal Less Sorrow In The World A Hundred Years Hence.

The Great Pleasure Of A Dog Is That You May Make A Fool Of Yourself With Him And Not Only Will He Not Scold You, But He Will Make A Fool Of Himself Too.

A Sense Of Humor Keen Enough To Show A Man His Own Absurdities Will Keep Him From The Commission Of All Sins, Or Nearly All, Save Those Worth Committing.