The Most Fatal Disease Of Friendship Is

There Are Charms Made Only For Distant Admiration.

Prepare For Death, If Here At Night You Roam, And Sign Your Will Before You Sup From Home.

I Would Advise You, Sir, To Study Algebra, If You Are Not An Adept Already In It: Your Head Would Get Less Muddy, And You Will Leave Off Tormenting Your Neighbours About Paper And Packthread, While We All Live Together In A World That Is Bursting With Sin And Sorrow.

It Is As Foolish To Make Experiments Upon The Constancy Of A Friend, As Upon The Chastity Of A Wife.

We Are Told, That The Black Bear Is Innocent; But I Should Not Like To Trust Myself With Him.