The Most Common Of All Follies Is

Religion Deserves No More Respect Than A Pile Of Garbage.

There Is, It Appears, A Conspiracy Of Scientists Afoot. Their Purpose Is To Break Down Religion, Propagate Immorality, And So Reduce Mankind To The Level Of Brutes. They Are The Sworn And Sinister Agents Of Beelzebub, Who Yearns To Conquer The World, And Has His Eye Especially Upon Tennessee.]

In This World Of Sin And Sorrow There Is Always Something To Be Thankful For; As For Me, I Rejoice That I Am Not A Republican.

The Chief Value Of Money Lies In The Fact That One Lives In A World In Which It Is Overestimated.

Every Decent Man Is Ashamed Of The Government He Lives Under.