The More Things A Man Is Ashamed

The Politician Who Once Had To Learn To Flatter Kings Has Now To Learn How To Fascinate, Amuse, Coax, Humbug, Frighten, Or Otherwise Strike The Fancy Of The Electorate.

The English Have No Respect For Their Language, And Will Not Teach Their Children To Speak It.

Alcohol Is A Very Necessary Article. It Enables Parliament To Do Things At Eleven At Night That No Sane Person Would Do At Eleven In The Morning.

You Can Lose A Man Like That By Your Own Death, But Not By His.

Like All Young Men, You Greatly Exaggerate The Difference Between One Young Woman And Another.