The More Powerless People Are, The Longer

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!

My Parents Wanted Me To Solace Them For Sorrows They Denied Having Had.

When I Go Out, I Hope To Leave The Worst Of Myself At Home.

In The Game Of Love, The Losers Are More Celebrated Than The Winners.

People Often Are Unsure Whether Or Not They Are In Love, But They Generally Know Whether Or Not They Are Having Sex.