The More Cynical You Become, The Better

I Am Not Bisexual. I Am Not Gay. I Have Never Had Sex With Men.

In Comedy, You Have To Be Unafraid To Hang From The Tree Branch Naked In The High Wind And You Have To Be Absolutely Unafraid To Look Ridiculous And Silly.

Why Do You Have To Break Up With Her? Be A Man. Just Stop Calling.

When I Was Younger And Studying Acting, I Never Ever Saw Myself In The Sitcom World; It Was Drama That Really Turned Me On And Still Does.

I Could Build And Roof A House, Though Electricity Is Not My Thing.