The Monster Nevers Dies.

A Tragedy Is A Tragedy, And At The Bottom, All Tragedies Are Stupid. Give Me A Choice And I'll Take A Midsummer Night's Dream Over Hamlet Every Time. Any Fool With Steady Hands And A Working Set Of Lungs Can Build Up A House Of Cards And Then Blow It Down, But It Takes A Genius To Make People Laugh.

It's Only A Little Secret, But Having A Secret Makes Me Feel Better. Like A Human Being Again.

Your Pimples Are The Lord's Way Of Chastising You. Now Eat Your Pie.

I Never Met A Writer Who Wasn't Lazy.

Doubters Will Doubt To The End.