The Monkey Is An Organized Sarcasm Upon

There Is No Such Thing As White Lies; A Lie Is As Black As A Coalpit, And Twice As Foul.

Never Be Grandiloquent When You Want To Drive Home A Searching Truth. Don't Whip With A Switch That Has The Leaves On, If You Want It To Tingle.

It Will Not Do To Be Saints At Meeting And Sinners Everywhere Else.

Many Men Are Stored Full Of Unused Knowledge. Like Loaded Guns That Are Never Fired Off, Or Military Magazines In Times Of Peace, They Are Stuffed With Useless Ammunition.

Success Is Full Of Promise Till One Gets It, And Then It Seems Like A Nest From Which The Bird Has Flown.