The Mayfly Lives Only One Day. And

Once You Leave The Womb, Conservatives Don't Care About You Until You Reach Military Age. Then You're Just What They're Looking For. Conservatives Want Live Babies So They Can Raise Them To Be Dead Soldiers.

There Are An Awful Lot Of Things In The Cut Of Street Drugs That Eventually Make You Sick. I Reached A Point Where The Skin Around The Edges Of My Fingernails Used To Hurt All The Time. And It Would Peel Away Easily. Now, That Must Have Been From Some Poison In The Cut.

E-i-e-i-o Is Actually A Gross Misspelling Of The Word Farm.

How Is It Possible To Have A Civil War?

I Like My Jokes To Be Built On A Foundation Of Ideas, Or At Least Smart Observations.