The Mayfly Lives Only One Day. And

May The Forces Of Evil Become Confused On The Way To Your House.

The Future Will Soon Be A Thing Of The Past.

I Noticed That All The Prayers I Used To Offer To God, And All The Prayers I Now Offer To Joe Pesci, Are Being Answered At About The Same 50% Rate. Half The Time I Get What I Want, Half The Time I Don't... Same As The Four-leaf Clover And The Horseshoe...same As The Voodoo Lady Who Tells You Your Fortune By Squeezing The Goat's Testicles, It's All The Same: 50-50. So Just Pick Your Superstition, Sit Back, Make A Wish, And Enjoy Yourself.

I Do Something About The Weather. I Stay Home.

Don Ho Can Sign Autographs 3.4 Times Faster Than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.