The Mass Is Not Only About God

Always Be Comic In A Tragedy. What The Deuce Else Can You Do?

Nine Times Out Of Ten It Is The Coarse Word That Condemns An Evil, And The Refined Word That Excuses It.

The Reformer Is Always Right About What's Wrong. However, He's Often Wrong About What Is Right.

The Power Which Makes A Man Able To Entertain A Good Impulse Is The Same As That Which Enables Him To Make A Good Gun; It Is Imagination.

We're All In The Same Boat, And We're All Seasick.