The Man With A Toothache Thinks Everyone

Give Women The Vote, And In Five Years There Will Be A Crushing Tax On Bachelors.

We Should Find Ourselves Committed To Killing A Great Many People Whom We Now Leave Living, And To Leave Living A Great Many People Whom We At Present Kill. We Should Have To Get Rid Of All Ideas About Capital Punishment.

It Is Feeling That Sets A Man Thinking, And Not Thought That Sets Him Feeling.

The Notion That Nature Does Not Proceed By Jumps Is Only One Of The Budget Of Plausible Lies That We Call Classical Education. Nature Always Proceeds By Jumps. She May Spend Twenty Thousand Years Making Up Her Mind To Jump; But When She Makes It Up At Last, The Jump Is Big Enough To Take Us Into A New Age.

A Lifetime Of Happiness! No Man Alive Could Bear It: It Would Be Hell On Earth.