The Man Who Never In His Life

The Misfortunes Hardest To Bear Are These Which Never Came.

Everybody Thinks Of Others As Being Excessively Human, With All The Frailties And Crotchets Appertaining To That Curious Condition. But Each Of Us Also Seems To Regard Himself As Existing On A Detached Plane Of Observation, Exempt (save In Moments Of Avid Crisis) From The Strange Whims Of Humanity En Masse.

One Of The Penalties Of Being A Human Being Is Other Human Beings.

The Man Who Never In His Life Has Washed The Dishes With His Wife Or Polished Up The Silver Plate - He Still Is Largely Celibate.

The Most Interesting Persons Are Always Those Who Have Nothing Special To Do: Children, Nurses, Policemen And Actors At 11 O'clock In The Morning.