The Malicious Sneer Is Improperly Called Laughter.

Man Wants But Little Here Below, Nor Wants That Little Long.

If Frugality Were Established In The State, And If Our Expenses Were Laid Out To Meet Needs Rather Than Superfluities Of Life, There Might Be Fewer Wants, And Even Fewer Pleasures, But Infinitely More Happiness.

Creation's Heir, The World, The World Is Mine!

Here Lies David Garrick, Describe Me Who Can, An Abridgment Of All That Was Pleasant In Man.

The Folly Of Others Is Ever Most Ridiculous To Those Who Are Themselves Most Foolish.