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The Reason To Retire Is To Try To Avoid Embarrassment; You Ought To Do It Before People Are Dropping Big Hints. You Want To Be The First To Come Up With The Idea. You Don't Want To Wait Until You Trip And Fall Off The Stage.

My Ability To Keep Cool In A Crisis Is Based Entirely On Not Knowing All The Facts.

Never Insult A Writer. You May Find Yourself Immortalized In Ways You May Not Appreciate.

Don't Worry About The Past And Don't Try To Solve The Future.

You Don't Want To Get That Sort Of Sound In Your Writing That Boing That Gives You Away.