The Lower You Fall, The Higher You'll

Anytime My Work Can Coax Bodily Fluids Out Of Someone, I'm Happy.

Maybe Humans Are Just The Pet Alligators That God Flushed Down The Toilet.

Masochism Is A Valuable Job Skill.

On A Night Without Moon Or Stars You Can't See A Thing, But You Can Imagine Anything.

Most People Would Never Admit It, But They'd Been Bitching Since They Were Born. As Soon As Their Head Popped Out Into That Bright Delivery-room Light, Nothing Had Been Right. Nothing Had Been As Comfortable Or Felt So Good. Just The Effort It Took To Keep Your Stupid Physical Body Alive, Just Finding Food And Cooking It And Dishwashing, The Keeping Warm And Bathing And Sleeping, The Walking And Bowel Movements And Ingrown Hairs, It Was All Getting To Be Too Much Work.