The Loud Laugh That Spoke The Vacant

The English Laws Punish Vice; The Chinese Laws Do More, They Reward Virtue.

In Arguing Too, The Parson Own'd His Skill, For E'en Though Vanquish'd He Could Argue Still; While Words Of Learned Length And Thundering Sound Amaz'd The Gazing Rustics Rang'd Around; And Still They Gaz'd, And Still The Wonder Grew That One Small Head Could Carry All He Knew.

Both Wit And Understanding Are Trifles Without Integrity.

The Whitewash'd Wall, The Nicely Sanded Floor, The Varnish'd Clock That Click'd Behind The Door; The Chest, Contriv'd A Double Debt To Pay,- A Bed By Night, A Chest Of Drawers By Day.

All That Philosophy Can Teach Is To Be Stubborn Or Sullen Under Misfortunes.