The Last Time I Twerked I Was

People Think Once You Get Famous And Rich You Move Out Of The Public Sphere And You Have Nothing Left To Write About. I've Heard That - Bruce Springsteen Was This Real Street Boy, Now He's Got This Big House. How Does That Compute? If You Don't Look At The Material Side Of Someone's Life, If You Look At More The Emotional Side, There's Always A Wealth Of Stuff To Write About.

I Did Study Shakespeare, That Was Sort Of My Thing; I Got A Literature A-level, Which Is My Only Claim To Academic Fame.

It Was Bad On Linda. She Had To Deal With This Guy Who Didn't Want To Get Out Of Bed And, If He Did, Wanted To Go Back To Bed Pretty Soon After. He Wanted To Drink Earlier And Earlier Each Day And Didn't Really See The Point In Shaving. I Was Generally Pretty Morbid.

I Can't Manage Without Homeopathy. In Fact, I Never Go Anywhere Without Homeopathic Remedies. I Often Make Use Of Them.

If There Were No Carl Perkins, There Would Be No Beatles.