The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is

I Know A Lot Of You Believe That Most People In The News Business Are Liberal. Let Me Tell You, I Know A Lot Of Them, And They Were Almost Evenly Divided This Time. Half Of Them Liked Senator Kerry; The Other Half Hated President Bush.

We Can All Be Prouder To Be Human Beings, Because That's What They Were. They Make Up For A Lot Of Liars, Cheats, And Terrorists Among Us.

The Best Thing About A Vacation Is Planning It.

If, On The Other Hand, Happiness Depends On A Good Breakfast, Flowers In The Yard, A Drink Or A Nap, Then We Are More Likely To Live With Quite A Bit Of Happiness.

I've Learned... That Sometimes All A Person Needs Is A Hand To Hold And A Heart To Understand.