The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is

I Am An Atheist... I Don't Understand Religion At All. I'm Sure I'll Offend A Lot Of People By Saying This, But I Think It's All Nonsense.

The Teacher Who Knows The Most About A Subject Isn't Necessarily The One Who Can Teach It Best.

I Don't Think The Government Is Out To Get Me Or Help Someone Else Get Me But It Wouldn't Surprise Me If They Were Out To Sell Me Something Or Help Someone Else Sell Me Something. I Mean, Why Else Would The Census Bureau Want To Know My Telephone Number?

We Need People Who Can Actually Do Things. We Have Too Many Bosses And Too Few Workers. More College Graduates Ought To Become Plumbers Or Electricians, Then Go Home At Night And Read Shakespeare.

I'd Be More Willing To Accept Religion, Even If I Didn't Believe It, If I Thought It Made People Nicer To Each Other But I Don't Think It Does.