The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is

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The Best Thing About A Vacation Is Planning It.

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

Creativity Is A By-product Of Hard Work. If I Never Have Another Really New Idea, It Won't Matter.

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