The Key To Heaven's Gate Cannot Be

We Are All Serving A Life Sentence, And Good Behavior Is Our Only Hope For A Pardon.

Born A Saint, Die A Sinner - Born A Sinner, Die A Saint.

It's Not A Question Of Happiness, It's A Requirement. Consider The Alternative.

Smile, It's Better Than A Poke In The Eye.

Buying A Lie Is One Thing, Giving It Away For Free Is Quite Another.